When you are this drunk, a bike is definitely out of the question. Hell, even standing up is.
funny video by stryfeIf he isn't the best pocket bike jumper of all time, then at least watch it for his sexy distraction.
funny video by stryfeThis fat chick face planting is probably why even the simplest bike ramps should have weight restrictions.
funny video by stryfeGoing face first into a utility pole while on a bike speeds up the puberty process by 500%. You go from kid to man instantly.
funny video by stryfeA driver being so blind that he nails a kids bike ramp in the middle of the road can't be a good thing.
funny video by stryfeRate: 10As if it wasn't apparent enough, just ask this kid why being dragged by a dirt bike has bad consequences.
funny video by stryfeI bet with a chick like this, falling off a bike doesn't hurt at all with giant breasts like that to act like instant airbags.
funny video by stryfeRate: 6.4Techno viking may be the end of all existence but his retarded little brother has to wear a bike helmet everywhere.
funny video by stryfeThis is why they tell you to keep seated while riding a bike. Stupid stunts like this can snap your neck if you're as idiotic as he is.
funny video by stryfeFive seconds after buying a new bike the worth of it degrades by $1,000 but this guy just blew the cost of the entire thing by wiping out like that.
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